“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” - Oscar WildeTumblr (3.0; @awkwardmermaid)http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e7fba1b733fad13bdfc3b7a7483e304/tumblr_mirx72iQJL1qlajgoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/44055301270http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/44055301270Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:21:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/863f36ca86cdd7b6d3c8fe8ed26258c2/tumblr_mi4x1jHD3c1rwpn15o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c999ba8bbb0d0f400c419a1c4b0ac77a/tumblr_mi4x1jHD3c1rwpn15o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85c6078cdf62e6bff138c1bee647606e/tumblr_mi4x1jHD3c1rwpn15o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f19639cb310a5a6292953a8a3f37ffdc/tumblr_mi4x1jHD3c1rwpn15o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/44055133765http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/44055133765Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:13:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88ced6d53559527311ead2eccb31a686/tumblr_mfj18kHEF21qa4e2fo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a2ecc81a74836deebcf89f8d1f61463/tumblr_mfj18kHEF21qa4e2fo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fbecbc762a863b8433cb203786c05ef/tumblr_mfj18kHEF21qa4e2fo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/40915278675http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/40915278675Sat, 19 Jan 2013 06:06:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8izi8nCTS1qc89zlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatneedstogo.tumblr.com/post/32566186270/smith-wesson-the-best-in-feminine-protection">thatneedstogo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Smith & Wesson: The best in feminine protection”</p> </blockquote> <p>I need to find this shirt…</p>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/40001698493http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/40001698493Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:11:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05a7e0ca2e769ac8095f12ee55705713/tumblr_mexpawhmfG1ql2603o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>my life</p>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356405453http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356405453Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:22:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7582efe54c3f3dcf440371d1b08c79c6/tumblr_mf4pp5BQrB1r8uy3eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356084523http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356084523Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:18:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualvacancies.tumblr.com/post/38342882586">casualvacancies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Under the cut since there’s four studio albums worth. Also includes hidden messages and quotes from interviews.</p> <p><a href="http://casualvacancies.tumblr.com/post/38342882586">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356021723http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38356021723Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:17:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kioaEg2V1r0hy08o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38353621182http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38353621182Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:47:52 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youngwildandgreek.tumblr.com/post/37386225006">youngwildandgreek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You and your best friend are just like:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rp97NX2Y1ro2qi2.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38352482577http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/38352482577Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:33:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz41ba9Q601qeanpgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37781800078http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37781800078Wed, 12 Dec 2012 06:07:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/37354451530">howdoiputthisgently</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TWO DAYS BEFORE:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mempgu7je41rnvwt1.gif"/></p> <p>THE DAY BEFORE:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mempiqEc8M1rnvwt1.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37683102955http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37683102955Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:11:27 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldbifflescallme.tumblr.com/post/37673902320/the-last-day-of-exams">whatshouldbifflescallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll be like:</p> <p><img alt="image" height="211" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e17d1cf56673316f4135efe642e92aa/tumblr_metvv6uUAt1r7ksqyo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37683022982http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37683022982Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:10:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megs8bGeeT1rjqsgho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>:(</p>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220519269http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220519269Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:58:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moonblossom.tumblr.com/post/36358000264/kisskissbigbang-annaomgz-never-scroll-past">moonblossom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kisskissbigbang.tumblr.com/post/35829833263/annaomgz-never-scroll-past-a-twerking">kisskissbigbang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annaomgz.tumblr.com/post/34236047282">annaomgz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.</p> </blockquote> <p>Officer Booty reporting for duty. </p> </blockquote> <p>Call of Booty</p> </blockquote> <p>Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220401182http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220401182Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:57:17 -0500<p><a href="http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/37188855488" class="tumblr_blog">howdoiputthisgently</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meii5qTqLN1rnvwt1.gif" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220085565http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37220085565Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:53:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdctrhjMmY1rswyu7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219872244http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219872244Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:50:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ifns9oRl1qfb46yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219323327http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219323327Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:43:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q1auPFcE1rx4ra8o9_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219296415http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37219296415Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:43:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me923jl26e1rjs85ho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/37180143851/via-follow-the-absolute-greatest-posts-ever">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone">Via/<strong>Follow</strong> <a href="http://goo.gl/pjRBw">The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.</a></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37218995630http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/37218995630Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:39:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5k04Tv4g1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/36863980889/via-lolsofunny">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>via <a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lolsofunny</a>=)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/36865671125http://awkwardmermaid.tumblr.com/post/36865671125Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:06:26 -0500